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Jeff: MY DAD. (QUICK HIDE, PERSONAL INFORMATION!)

Journal Entry: Tue Dec 29, 2009, 8:46 AM
I'm sorry to those who I was just talking to on Skype, how I just left. Because according to my father, I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore. I'm not allowed to maintain friendships with those who I've not met in person yet, or ever, because my dad is a great big giant dick face. I was never given the talk on the birds and the bees, and my parents never told me that Santa doesn't exist. I was expected to find those things out for myself. This is the one thing my dad just doesn't shut the fuck up about: strangers. And how you're all paedophiles.

If anyone wants to talk to me, I have to meet you. But I'm not allowed to do that because you're a paedophile and I can't go near you! If anyone wants to kill my dad, go ahead. He's a selfish bastard, who doesn't even care for my mother. My dad and I just got into a yelling match and the only thing SHE could do was tell me to shut up because its 3 in the morning. So I'm mad at her, yet I still pity her. She lives with and cares for this selfish, cheap and stingy man. I didn't think I could find a soul that I was so disgusted to be in the presence of, and my father definitely takes that biscuit.

So twice in a day, I apologize. Fuck my dad though, I'm still coming on here and talking to you guys; but I can't talk to those of you who've I've not met in person ON SKYPE, just on deviantArt, because again, my dad is trash. My apologies.

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  • Reading: Edgar Allan Poe
  • Watching: lol Jackass
  • Drinking: Iced Coffee ~<3

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Journal Entry: Mon Dec 28, 2009, 10:36 PM
EDIT:



THIS IS. SO BEAUTIFUL. WEEP AT ITS BEAUTY.

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Ohai; sorry I've been inactive again. I'm in Australia and I don't have a drawing
program. Until NOW BAAAAH I downloaded the 30 day trial of Photoshop onto my laptop, so for a full 30 days hopefully, I'll be active again.

I'm really disappointed that I can't properly visit here during school, because everything is a little hectic for class and stuff, and when I'm actually ON holiday, my parents refuse to buy me a laptop of my own, 100% free memory, just for Photoshop and art.

Welldfmjhfghu. I hope everyone is having a lovely holiday, and that their Christmas / seasonal vacation was wonderful. I myself realise that I have more than enough money to buy my own laptop AND Photoshop, but I think that's a little weird. So I may as well wait until the end of 10th grade when I can get a new computer from my parents c:

I recently created a new WolfQuest account if you care under the name of Pressure, and I'll be making a new character for that vair soon. I've also decided to revive my Moonlight Alliance account so that I may hopefully be an active pack member. Might end up making a banner / group picture of the most active MA members so. Watch out. :dummy:

Anyway, for all those whom I owe artwork to, as soon as I wake up for real and finish any personal things that have been waiting to be finished since basically before Spring Break, then I'll get right on art trades, requests and such. I'm really sorry for the delay guys.. even I'm a little mad at myself for that, so please feel free to attack me. but ilu guise anyway.

So I have almost 1,000 messages and deviations (2,000 combined) so please don't get mad at me if I delete something you wanted me to see ;-; Please either note me or comment on my page with what you'd like me to see :3 ILU.

:heart:

  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Lady Gaga
  • Reading: Edgar Allan Poe
  • Watching: lol Jackass
  • Drinking: Iced Coffee ~<3

adoption and wtf this fish

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 14, 2009, 4:00 AM



Since about this time last year I put my ex fursona Tanis up for adoption, but no one seems to want her.


She's number 7 here -


I think I'm just going to pretend she never existed, because really I don't want her anymore either. So if you want her little empty shell, just tell me and you can... first come first serve, I guess.

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AND. Do you guys like my new style? If you don't mind, for realsies you can just disregard this if you don't care, but what do you like / dislike most about it? Like my new references of False and Vial:


Be honest, I really don't mind - it'll help me improve (:

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also, just to be weird,

Dragonadopters

:iconwthplz:

IT'S REALLY UGLY

VISIT IT PLZ OTHERWISE I'LL HAVE THIS UGLY WEIRD DRAGON FOREVER.

:icondonotwantplz:


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OHAI

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 7, 2009, 7:33 AM



:iconwtfthisfishplz:

I have a lot to say, so I've organised them into categories and boiled them down to a sentence or two.

BTW VISIT THIS THING: Dragonadopters

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SORRY
I'm really sorry for not being around guys, school has been keeping me busy, plus when I have any free time I tend to waste it on video games.

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ADOPTIONS
For those who hope to adopt one of my characters, please submit a drawing to either me / this journal, AND ~The-Satirist as he's the judge of the characters, and thus decides who deserves them. Make sure you put effort into it, otherwise you won't win! ALSO, I would REALLY appreciate it if you changed their names, particularly if you were to adopt Influenza, as I intend on creating a new character with the same name, and that'll look weird on both your and my parts :|

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MESSAGES
For now, I actually HAVE to clear out all my messages, as I just went through about 100 deviations and I still have 275 to go, as well as 554 messages. I'll try to get on more frequently, because I miss everyone :c

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MATH HELP
Thanks so much to everyone who commented on the journal where I requested math help! I didn't get my desired grade, but I did get above a B which is cool fo me.

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ART
Also, if I've requested an art trade, or you to me, or just if I owe you artwork, please either note me or comment on this journal - I've forgotten EVERYTHING 8<

Currently I'm in a Computers Multi-Media class and I'm learning how to use Photoshop CS3, while I have Photoshop CS4 at my house, and previously I used Photoshop Elements, which is widely used to edit photographs; which really means I've been using a fail of a program to draw. So hopefully I'll learn some helpful tricks, and get some work done :3

I'm also planning on MAYBE buying a laptop for myself before winter, so I can install Photoshop onto that, and work on as much art as possible during Christmas. I'm really sorry I haven't been here... but for those who've still stuck with me; thank you. Truly. I'm not a great friend in real life, and nor am I a great friend over the internet - but I really appreciate those who still make an effort to talk to me, or comment on my art, even if I don't reply. I really love you guys :3

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Since this journal is already supa full, might as well add a quiz.

So apparently, I've done I've Done 90 of the 120 stupidest things.

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 02

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 05

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (RAE Whoever says "someone" here is an attention whore. "I WATCHED THEM DIE. I SAW THE CAR COMING, AND IT HIT THEM. AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY CRYING ABOUT MY MOTHER DIVORCING MY FATHER AND BECOMING A CRACK ADDICTED WHORE, MY FATHER AN ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC, AND MY SISTER DYING OF CANCER, AIDS, AND MULTIPLE TRAUMATIC BLOWS TO THE HEAD." Me? I watched a bird get eaten by another bird.)

SO FAR: 08

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantArt friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 09

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 012

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 016

Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 020

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 025

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 026

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 028

Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 029

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight (RAE what kind of dancing?)

SO FAR : 031

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime (RAE I SAW HIM KILL THEM! I WATCHED THEIR DEMIIISEEE!)
(X) Pole Danced (RAE if only I got paid, and didn't TOTALLY fail at the end of my routine.)
(X) Questioned Your Heart (RAE wtf?
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 036

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
( ) Felt like you where dying (RAE I don't feel obligated to answer this one here truthfully, as the word "were" was misspelled horrendously.)

SO FAR: 040

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 045

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (RAE B. WTF! WE LIVED IN SCOTLAND!)

SO FAR: 048

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 051

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey (RAE it actually threw a stick at me afterwards. I feel it satisfied both our needs.)

SO FAR: 053

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins (RAE Swam, more like touched. BUT THEY WERE PINK. So this question deserves a "yes.")

SO FAR: 057

Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish (RAE what the FUCK)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 059

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (RAE I can't cartwheel at all.)
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 062

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree (RAE I failed viciously.)
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (RAE NO DON'T BE CRAZY I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYYYTHIIIINNNGGG I WATCH PEOPLE DIEEE!)

SO FAR: 065

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail (RAE the jail didn't work. NO FUNCTION.)

SO FAR: 068

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken (RAE This is my number 69)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (RAE i am the KING of easily amused.)

SO FAR: 072

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (RAEi toats made one. then, i deleted it.)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 076

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (RAE it's not like i asked them to.)
(X) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (all the time)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 080

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 084

Level 30
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat (RAE this is why my cats have no affection for me whatsoever.)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 089

Level 31
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total: 090


Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things.
(with your total in that blank spot.)


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AGH HELP QUICK COMMENT

Journal Entry: Sun Oct 25, 2009, 9:42 AM



PLEASE GAH I've just finished October break and procrastinated TO THE MAX on EVERYTHING I had to do! I'M NOT A CREEPER I JUST NEED SOME DATA D8 TWO THINGS:

Please comment (Or send me a note if you're uncomfortable with telling everyone else anything) with your height in centimetres and THE NUMBER OF SIBLINGS YOU HAVE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME THE TOATS TRUTH THAT'S OKAY. If you're 5'3" and you have 1 brother, IDC. Say you're 5'11" and you have eight sisters. JUST MAKE IT BELIEVABLE DX

THE OTHER ONE. Is PLEASE IF YOU CAN. Measure your arms. From the tips of your left fingers to the tips of your right fingers, all the way across your chest. And post that too, along with your height if you haven't done it already.

Yeah I'm a creep, because I'm going to track you down BY HOW MANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU HAVE AND HOW LONG YOUR ARMS ARE!

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It's for a math project which is already like a month overdue. My friends are all like "noo it's fiine it's superduperduper easy! YOU'LL BE FINE YOU DON'T NEED MY HELP I'M GOIN OUT ANYWAY." And truly, it's not, because I need accurate data for everything I'm doing :( It sounds easy, just give three sets of data showing linear functions and one with no correlation, graph them, and explain a whole bunch of random BS about why you chose this topic and define like 10 totally irrelevant words. Like, okay. Real life example you want? Number of TV's sold to year, because that's obviously going up, BUT. The CIA is all like "no gtfo, if you know how many TV's were sold since the year 2000. We'll have to kill you." And I need the data! YOU FUCKERS.


So I'm really sorry if this bothers you or anything.. I actually like, need it desperately :( At the moment for my project,I'm doing the numbers of computers in use since 1980, the arm span of a person to their height, and number of siblings to height, hence the need for you to comment! D:.

I'd really really appreciate it if you wouldn't mind giving me a hand! nfjofhgujdfg. F U SKL.


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Thanks guys! But it seems that finding how long your arms are is a bit too hard, maybe I'll make it easier, if you don't mind either commenting again or ignoring this and waiting til someone else comments in your place XD I chose 7 results, thanks so much! It means a lot 8D<33

So this is really up to you, you don't HAVE to comment but I'd really appreciate it since it's like 6 and I haven't started the project :( But maybe, along with your AGE, your shoe size? Preferably, if it's okay, in American sizes... only cuz they're seemingly appropriate numbers lol. Here's a conversation chart if you don't know : [link]


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M y C h a r a c t e r s

| R a e |


:icontransparentplz:g e n e r a l
Species: Fatemaker.
Gender: Female.
Age: Adolescent.
:icontransparentplz:s t a t s
STRENGTH: :star::star-half::star-empty:
SPEED: :star::star-empty::star-empty:
INTELLIGENCE: :star::star-half::star-empty:
WILL: :star::star::star-empty:
:icontransparentplz:o t h e r
Rae is my fursona. And I like to base her personality, some-what appearance, actions, and interests on myself.



| F a l s e |

:icontransparentplz:g e n e r a l
Species: Groaner/Sniffer Dog Mix.
Gender: Presumed female.
Age: Adult.
:icontransparentplz:s t a t s
STRENGTH: :star::star-half::star-empty:
SPEED: :star::star::star:
INTELLIGENCE: :star::star-half::star-empty:
WILL: :star-empty::star-empty::star-empty:
:icontransparentplz:o t h e r
False is a species from Silent Hill. She's a cannibal and wanders alone.




| V i a l |

:icontransparentplz:g e n e r a l
Species: Vilointemisis.
Gender: Male.
Age: Adult.
:icontransparentplz:s t a t s
STRENGTH: :star::star::star:
SPEED: :star::star-empty::star-empty:
INTELLIGENCE: :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
WILL: :star::star-half::star-empty:
:icontransparentplz:o t h e r
Vial is a sexist dick; rapes and abuses. But most can't say no to him - mainly cuz he's almost the size of a fucking elephant.


| V i v i d |

:icontransparentplz:g e n e r a l
Species: Jagg Doctor.
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown/Immortal.
:icontransparentplz:s t a t s
STRENGTH: :star-half::star-empty::star-empty:
SPEED: :star::star::star:
INTELLIGENCE: :star::star::star:
WILL: :star::star-half::star-empty:
:icontransparentplz:o t h e r
Vivid aids in the imagination of the blind, causing them to halucinate with images and bright colours. The blind can also see Vivid. Tis great.

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i love oogosauce :|
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Raefaeccc c: gimme your pkmn fwiend code o3o <33
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